Wednesday, July 28, 2004

::MODERN DICTIONARY::

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at
one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals
are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master.

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through
"the minds of either".

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated
by feminine water-power.

9. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you
have never felt before.

10. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

11. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

12. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

13. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

14. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken
of when dead.

15. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway
"See I am not injured yet"

Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mail.(^_-)

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